Travelling Merchant in Town

Hear ye, hear ye, fair citizens of Bleakfall! I, the good Travelling Merchant #17, of the great Travelling Merchant family, hath arrived with my cart of exotic goods, for you to peruseth, but more importantly, for you to buy. Amongst my goods of immeasurable value, I carry the following:
- A magical cloth, called the Towel, capable of keeping oneself dry.
- A metal waterskin, capable of keeping water cold for about 24 hours.
- A perfume, said to attract only the finest wenches.
Those are but the finest of my goods, however, if you haveth anything you desire, be sure to ask. I am sure I can find something for you in the back of my cart.

Alas, if only I was was freed I would purchase your lovely goods merchant, for your wares sound splendid indeed.

DO you have sticky buns

CEASE you squealing child!!!! I hope your sticky buns never find you!!

Alas, dear Bartholomew Bellows, I have not any sticky buns. However, I do have caramel apples, for only eight pence each! Make sure to stop by the travelling merchant cart to spend your coin!